summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So much rum. So many feels.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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