oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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