I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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