I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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