On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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