hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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