A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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