I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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