I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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