youre lurking in front of me
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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