Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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