You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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