dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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