i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
my shit smells like andre
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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