i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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