can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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