I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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