KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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