It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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