lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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