what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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