I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
This is my gift to your gina
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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