Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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