I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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