I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Every concussion has its silver lining
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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