K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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