All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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