You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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