i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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