no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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