If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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