Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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