New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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