this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Randomize
