we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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