No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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