oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I met the friendliest cop last night
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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