I love black thongs
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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