i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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