piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
4 words: hood of his car
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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