Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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