I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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