Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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