HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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