just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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