Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
