my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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