if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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