Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Randomize
