I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
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I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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