Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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