How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
NoShamevember. You game?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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