yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
