Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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