You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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