He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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