id be glad to
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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