i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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