so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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